bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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