thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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