This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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