like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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