doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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