idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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