What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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