There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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