so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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