i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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