she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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