Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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