The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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