Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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