it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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