Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
