butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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