Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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