Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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