i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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