It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
