We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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