Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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