What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize