OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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