So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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