i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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