since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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