Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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