And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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