we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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