I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Randomize
