Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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