You work out of a Hotel?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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