I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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