This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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