Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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