You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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