Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
