he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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