he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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