and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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