do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
