So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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