No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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