It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize
