Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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