i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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