how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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