Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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