I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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