She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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