Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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