I cannot find my penis.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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