And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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