***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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