Already got asked if we're dating
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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